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23 October 2012 @ 09:37 am
Staff Briefing (for Caffrey-Burke Day)  
Author: theatregirl7299
Characters/Pairings: Neal and Peter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 201
Original Publication Date: October 22, 2012
Content Notes: None
Summary: A typical meeting in the White Collar Division....




“Stop it!”

“Stop what?”

“Stop tossing the rubber band ball!”

“It helps me think.”

“It’s distracting.”

“To you.”

“To everyone.”

“Not everyone.”

“Yes, everyone.”

“I think we need to take a vote. Who thinks the rubber band ball is distracting?”

“We do NOT need to take a vote…”

“It’s only fair.”

“Can we please get back on task?”

“You know you’re really not being democratic about this.”

“Staff briefings are not supposed to be democratic.”

“Says you…”

“What was that?”

“Nothing….”

“As I was saying…”

“Which time?”

“What do you mean which time?”

“I mean about the case, the rubber band ball or your insistence upon censoring the democratic process that our country was founded on?”

“What?...Wait…No…I’m not censoring the democratic process – ”

“You denied us our right to assemble peacefully and hold a vote about the rubber band ball. I would call that censorship…”

“…I did not – ”

“…Of course….these meetings are really more like an Autocracy, except we do have some rules, which, by the way, tend to get in the way of things occasionally.”

“Oh my God…”

“No, that would be a theocracy and would be in direct violation of Church and State.”

“Stop it!”

“Stop what?”

“ARGHH!!!”

 
 
 
a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf: White Collar - Neal readingembroiderama on October 23rd, 2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
*giggles* This is awesome.
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on October 23rd, 2012 04:47 pm (UTC)
Thanks. And thank you for your LJ help, too!
dennih23: neal and peter arrestdennih23 on October 23rd, 2012 03:27 pm (UTC)
:D - this is great, very typical Peter and Neal.
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on October 23rd, 2012 04:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you.
daria234daria234 on October 26th, 2012 09:02 am (UTC)
lol i can completely see this scene

great one
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on October 26th, 2012 12:42 pm (UTC)
Me too. Glad you enjoyed it.
eldoraheldorah on March 17th, 2014 05:13 am (UTC)
LOL this was great!! made me giggle. thanks for sharing! =)
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on March 17th, 2014 01:29 pm (UTC)
You are welcome!
aragarnaaragarna on April 5th, 2015 02:26 pm (UTC)
LOOOOL love it! :D
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 5th, 2015 11:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
sheeniannisheenianni on April 5th, 2015 03:06 pm (UTC)
LMAO, this is priceless :D :D :D
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 5th, 2015 11:16 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
elrhiarhodanelrhiarhodan on April 5th, 2015 03:26 pm (UTC)
I can't believe I missed commenting when you posted this. It's brilliant and hysterical and I can hear Peter and Neal having this exact conversation.

Thank you for posting it on Redux.
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 5th, 2015 11:15 pm (UTC)
You are welcome. This piece always makes me smile. Glad you liked it.
leesa_perrie: Peter Neal Badgeleesa_perrie on April 5th, 2015 04:31 pm (UTC)
LOL!! Ah yes, Peter-baiting, one of Neal's fav past times! :D
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 5th, 2015 11:17 pm (UTC)
Very much so. Glad you liked it.
Machiavellian Puppet Master: WC--Neal being sneakytjs_whatnot on April 5th, 2015 06:10 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA!

OMG!

DYING!
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 5th, 2015 11:17 pm (UTC)
Lol - glad you liked it.
daria234daria234 on April 5th, 2015 08:32 pm (UTC)
LOL
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 5th, 2015 11:18 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
pipiljpipilj on April 6th, 2015 07:53 am (UTC)
HAHa fantastic dialogue.
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 10th, 2015 11:53 pm (UTC)
So glad you liked it
Treontreonb on April 6th, 2015 02:44 pm (UTC)
Hee! I do feel bad for poor Peter, there is no way he can get out of this with his sanity intact ;-)
theatregirl7299theatregirl7299 on April 10th, 2015 11:53 pm (UTC)
So glad you liked it